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# Evil bastards! one bit my finger once, the fucker wouldn't let go!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:48, archived)
# They can be surly birds.
Seen one wait for a toddler to get within range before blasting it over with a gust from its wings.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Wild Swan used Air Cutter!
The attack was super-effective!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:56, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:16, archived)
# I was feeding it bread throught the car window.
Girlfriend said something, I turned around to look at her, swan bit my first finger and just wouldn't let go!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Are you made of gingerbread?
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# I think it wouldn't let go untill it had swallowed the bread...
Thing is I don't think it could swaollow the bread because it had my finger in it;s mouth!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# I find this hard to believe as it sounds a bit far-fetched
....that you've actually got a girlfriend :P
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Haha, it was years ago before I got old and started to smell of piss and biscuites!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:07, archived)
# One had a good go at trying to eat me (well, my jeans) once.
I just sat and laughed at it until it got bored and sulked off.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Jeans don't bleed like fingers!
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Obviously hax.
Bird types don't learn bite.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:01, archived)