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Evil bastards! one bit my finger once, the fucker wouldn't let go!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:48,
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They can be surly birds.
Seen one wait for a toddler to get within range before blasting it over with a gust from its wings.
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Captain Howdy,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:52,
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Wild Swan used Air Cutter!
The attack was super-effective!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:56,
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Pfft.
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Captain Howdy,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:16,
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I was feeding it bread throught the car window.
Girlfriend said something, I turned around to look at her, swan bit my first finger and just wouldn't let go!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:58,
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Are you made of gingerbread?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59,
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I think it wouldn't let go untill it had swallowed the bread...
Thing is I don't think it could swaollow the bread because it had my finger in it;s mouth!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:06,
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I find this hard to believe as it sounds a bit far-fetched
....that you've actually got a girlfriend :P
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Elvis impersonator,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:03,
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Haha, it was years ago before I got old and started to smell of piss and biscuites!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:07,
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One had a good go at trying to eat me (well, my jeans) once.
I just sat and laughed at it until it got bored and sulked off.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:54,
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Jeans don't bleed like fingers!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 17:59,
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Obviously hax.
Bird types don't learn bite.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 20 Apr 2013, 18:01,
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