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# Happy Birthday
A little Gif I made for my mate's birthday (he's the recumbent chap).




Also,

Yet another 70s television personality is brought in for questioning following historical accusation of 'wandering hands'.


(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Another sad victim of Joker Gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:32, archived)
# your friend is very creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:36, archived)
# I confess I used the creepiest photos as source material
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:00, archived)
# he looks like an evil cartoon adam sandler
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Yep, that's how it starts...
a tickle on the chest, a rub of the thigh...
then a squeeze of little dennis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:43, archived)
# if you're lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:46, archived)
# *warms hands under tap*
be there in a mo
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:47, archived)
# you'll never find me
i'm a couple of hundred miles from home :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:52, archived)
# *closes eyes*
*opens eyes*
you are in Dooooorset.
*hops on push bike*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:53, archived)
# DAMN YOU, DORSET!
you can't get in, it's closed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
# *rattles door*
dammit.
*sits on doorstep*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:56, archived)
# we have a lovely seafront apartment
go me for scoring a free holiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:59, archived)
# you the man, man. You the man.
How'd you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:59, archived)
# cousin just got a job here
so we've got the apartment for a week while stuff gets sorted. it's great, but a seagull shat on my head yesterday.
it was not lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:02, archived)
# fuck, 7 minutes battery
i'm off, see you all Saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:07, archived)
# niiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:09, archived)
# he loves it
the slag
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 8 May 2013, 21:46, archived)