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# Sketch comedy time

Since this is the sort of ridiculous thing I tend to do in my spare time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:29, archived)
# it looks really pissed off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:33, archived)
# That would indeed be true to form
since this particular image I have saved as 'LemurDoc'...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:40, archived)
# I knew who had drawn that
before I even read the user name. Nice arts Shaz!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:41, archived)
# HA! :D
My reputation precedes me again, LOL, so thank you! How you doing dear one? Also have this very old pic since I've just found all this ancient art: it should be fairly obvious who it is *snort!*

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Mur-duck. Like it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 11 May 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
I'm doing ok thanks. I have a relative who is very ill at the moment so time for any arts from me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Ahh, that's no good :(
Same situation here, it really does sap the desire to do much, so I can really relate to your position *hug* Hope everything resolves in good time for you and your familiy
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Yes, it is really tough
I can barely manage my household, now I'm doing hers as well. The hospital have told me she will not be returning home. So as next-of-kin, I have a lot of tricky decisions to make. And there appears to be no instruction manual for this sort of thing. I get lots of advice; ALL of it conflicting.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:31, archived)
# I went through this exact thing with my great Aunt
I think as long as you are making the decisions that are best for her AND which don't make your life any harder, that's the best you can do. Yes, everyone has an opinion too and many of them are well-meant, but only wind you up tighter. Advice-wise, the same. Are there any other rellies around who can be called on to assist you with the home tasks at her place? Hang in there, Sundae...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:34, archived)
# No close rellies to help,
but lots of people ready to judge. Although my mind screams "Screw them", it is never that easy. I'm still fighting, and will continue to do so, but I'm getting rather tired.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Keep your chin up matey
And you Shaz. Sometimes life craps on you and you have to remember that people are still hugging you with a big thank you. Even if it seems that you're on your own.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 May 2013, 7:29, archived)
# he's a beatles fan, by the look of him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:14, archived)
# That's the expression of someone that has only just noticed there's no bog roll left!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Haha!
Yes! Or the rum's all gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:18, archived)
# My expression was worst than that
The night I realized I only had half a bottle of wine instead the one and a half bottles I thought I had when the shop had already closed!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:23, archived)
# ^this
got back at 2 this morning, utterly shattered, to discover that the bottle of blossom hill i thought i had in the fridge got drank before i went away :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:44, archived)
# I think the words out of my mouth were
"Arh fuck, fuck fuck fuck and fucking shitting fuck!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:58, archived)
# i do not intend to let sobriety impose itself upon me tonight
back in my own little fortress of solitude, after a hot shower and a good meal, booze will definitely be in order. spending almost a week on holiday without getting drunk once is a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:04, archived)
# MMmmm sounds good.
About the same here, don't know weather to have sea bass or roast chicken.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:19, archived)
# easy choice for me
tomato and scrambled egg on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Lovely...
try a half tea spoon of english mustard and a small bit of greated extra mature chedar in the eggs.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:40, archived)
# you can't improve on scrambled eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 May 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Furry Murdoch?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:21, archived)
# LemurDoc to be precise ;)
And no, he's not French. LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:35, archived)
# But...
the cigarette? He must be French.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 11 May 2013, 14:48, archived)