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# Has she actually had them removed though?
The statement mentioned three months of various surgeries, so I reckon she's only had the parts most susceptible to cancer removed. Her breasts might not look that different on the outside.

I'm betting she's had some sort of corrective plastic surgery as well.
(, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:05, archived)
# It was a full double mastectomy, but they put in 'fillers' so that she can get implants later.
(, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:24, archived)
# they put in dog food?
oh no thats spillers...
(, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Yes, she'll get a cracking pair of bionic boobies
that fire metal orphans from the nipples at her enemies and secrete a sweet sweet nectar for Bradley to suckle upon when he's feeling down. They will also serve as floatation devices should Jolie have to perform an emergency landing in water.
(, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Tupperware titties FTW.
(, Wed 15 May 2013, 14:57, archived)
# i heard that they were able to save her nipples.
(, Wed 15 May 2013, 19:03, archived)