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# Ah, Jelly Tots.
Haven't had a packet of those for many a moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:46, archived)
# i was eating them the other day
my mate's 18-month-old daughter was feeding them to me and calling me barry, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Baz Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:00, archived)
# heheheh
at that age, her brother called me supermarket. we still don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:04, archived)
#
The big packs (share my arse) are currently on special offer at sainsbury!

Go get yourself addicted to them again.
(champagnerocker, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Scoring Jelly Tots is now my mission for the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:03, archived)
# I had a tube of pastels a couple of months ago
They made my mouth numb and gave me pins and needles all over my face...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 14:53, archived)
# sherbet fountain FTMFW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:00, archived)
# I don't like sweets, I just had a made urge for opal fruits but the shop had none so setled for pastals insteed
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:05, archived)
# i went mental for coconut mushrooms a few years ago
and my love of lollipops is well known
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:12, archived)
# Haha, used to hate it as a kid when my gran used to give us those, even worse was when it was fucking caramac
I used to screem inside shouting "Why not just give us some chocolate!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:17, archived)
# caramac is fucking rank
my nan gave me a caramac rabbit one easter, the evil old no-legged cunt. i hid it in her suitcase and it melted all over her clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:23, archived)
# ahh, the classic "sweets of yesteryear"
A Trojan horse treat for children.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:27, archived)
# almost as bad
as when they ask you if you want a sweet, then try to palm you off with a mint imperial that's covered in pocket fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:30, archived)
# I asked my mate for a biscuite to go with the cup of tea he had given me....
He gave me a fucking garibaldi, a fucking garibaldi it tell you!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:33, archived)
# i hope you punched him in the ascot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Giving a chap a sound thrashing in his race meeting always gets the point across.
*nods in agreement*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:36, archived)
# indubitably
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:49, archived)
# I dropped it in the bin telling him what I thought of his stupid fucking garibaldi
And took some jammy dodgers on my next visit!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:39, archived)
# always make friends with the kid
whose mum buys chocolate hobnobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Wise words.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:45, archived)
# I can honestly feel the anger, despair and hatred through the typing mishaps in this post.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Fucking stupid gary bowldys I tell you!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:41, archived)
# inni!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:00, archived)
# I doubt any of these confections have been made after 1932.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:37, archived)
# they certainly taste like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:42, archived)
# well i like caramacs
in fact im going to go and buy one now
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 27 May 2013, 18:59, archived)
# yeah, using your
TIME MACHINE

:o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 May 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Stroke Pastilles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:06, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 27 May 2013, 15:17, archived)