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# Tom Cruise is new Doctor Who, Daleks to be shortened


A group of us have thrown a site called Evening Harold together, and we wrote a story about Tom Cruise being the new Doctor, and how that would mean the Daleks would need to be shortened. Erm, the story was better written than this post, though.

I don't think I'm allowed to link to the full story, am I? The picture took me ages though. You wouldn't know it to look at it, but you would if you saw how slowly I work.

Any road up: stumpy Daleks.
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:28, archived)
# of course you can link to it
also EXSTUMPYNATE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:30, archived)
# really? oh, cool!
eveningharold.com/2013/06/03/tom-cruise-revealed-as-new-doctor-who-daleks-to-be-shortened/

I didn't want to get charged with spamming, but we're not selling anything, honest.

Wish we'd thought of 'extumpynate' though...
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:33, archived)
# Looking forward to a Diddy Davros with an unfeasibly high-pitched voice.
EDIT: Posted in wrong place like a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:39, archived)
# ahhh, but you're my mong now
*rubs head slightly too hard*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:44, archived)
# *boards sunshine bus*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:48, archived)
# can i link to any site i like then? shit mod in being shit shocker will be a non story
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 22:08, archived)
# have a jelly baby
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:32, archived)
# I like the idea of a sock Doctor
Presumably there's a similar-but-opposite one somewhere, in a parallel tumble dryer?
(waylandsmithy http://eveningharold.com, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:48, archived)
# The Master
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Thanks for re-posting this.
I used to have it on my phone, which was stolen.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:18, archived)
# scoundrels
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 21:22, archived)
# The WWII tiddler story made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 19:36, archived)