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# B3ta news is first! I went to the bbc site to see, and yup - he's top of the roster
In other news, a cute, playful tiff. D'awwww!:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22935683
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:35, archived)
# I'd hate to see him have a row with her then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:38, archived)
# playful tiff
or perhaps a jokey gif or an happy go lucky jpeg.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:41, archived)
# SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Yes, and when he did it she made a sound like "AIFF"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:33, archived)
# All the best playful tiffs involve a bit of strangling.
1:Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan in the romantic comedy "Strangled in Seattle"
2:Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan in the romantic comedy "When Harry Strangled Sally"
3: erm
4: something with Michael Hutchence in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline's French Strangle is quite nice
and I'm a sucker for Hanks and Ryan in You've got Strangle

I need to see all of these remade now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:56, archived)
# i still love Innerstrangulation from my childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Strangulars on a Train
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
"Strangled, actually"

It doesnt contain Ryan though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:58, archived)
# "Four Stranglings and a Funeral"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:05, archived)
# My husband calls this one, "a gentle disagreement"
and is best served with a chilled Reisling or a public humiliation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:46, archived)
# At least Michael Hutchence jazzed it up a bit with a coke bottle up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:39, archived)
# ...before playfully stabbing her 4 or 5 times
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:52, archived)
# i didn't stab her
but if i did this is how i would have done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:57, archived)
# The fact that newspapers will probably choose that photo reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjE1vFwYvfE
EDIT - aw, for fucks sake - some cunt has fucked it up with some shit music.
Basically, its the fact that they chose a pic of him looking a bit evil, so he MUST BE EVIL ALL THE TIME AND IS CAPABLE OF HORRIBLE THINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:59, archived)
# I wish I could get hold of him and give him a playful tiff.
I'd playfully tiff him until his eyes bulged and his tongue playfully swelled up and went purple, the wifebeating cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Jun 2013, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:22, archived)
# tell them i didn't choke you...
...before.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 14:47, archived)