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# Sadly
the person I look most like is that chess player...

Nigel Short
www.iwn.fi/~ktikkane/short.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Now show a
picture of the chess player.

Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# The guardian once did a Pass Notes
thing on Nigel Short and the photo they used looked so like me that my girlfriend at the time fell off her seat on the bus in shock.

That's how good looking I am
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)
# "That's how good looking I am"
so good-looking you have a girlfriend...
(martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# So,
you're proud that you have a face that causes women to fall off bus seats in shock?
I suppose it's better that than an arse that causes small children to run and hide shouting "The Moon has fallen! The Moon has fallen!".
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# there speaks
the voice of experience
(martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Blimey
Was she able to regain control of the bus?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Marrow, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)
# count yourself lucky
.. I used to look like Harry bloody Potter (as my passport will verify)

edit: behold the magic of Harry Potter (me about 3 years ago)




edit 2: *sob* I wish I still had hair
Hopefully too small for any decent `shopping :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# i look like liverpool player
neil mellor
(martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Neil Mellor rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)
# I thought you were talking about Audrey Tatou - Amelie
i've been told the pic in my profile of her looks like freshlegs
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)
# So logically Audrey Tatou looks like Audrey Hepburn
which I guess she does a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Yep,
That's right.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)
# yes
yes it does.

i'm glad she can't see the board at work, all these blokes talking about her looks might be a bit spooky.
(martian, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)
# no
audrey tatou is always lurking
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Yeah,
I should have kept schtum but it's been bugging me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)