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[challenge entry] ha ha ha! it's funny coz it's true*...

*the slippers in the original cinderella story were made out of squirrel

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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:07, archived)
# nicely
but I thought the story came from an old Chinese story, where the shoes were gold, then they got changed to fur in a newer version and then to glass in a newer version? Who the hell would wear glass high heels?? Squirrel shoes makes much more sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Squit shoes
they're all the rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:49, archived)
# eww, gooshy!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:53, archived)
# of all the materials to make shoes
gold and glass don't really seem the most ideal.
the fact mice can turn into horses and carriages into pumpkins are as normal as the day is wide, but gold shoes? daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Gold would be overbling
Glass, however, is one stumble away from a shredded foot full of glass shards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:08, archived)
# unless it was that 'safety glass' stuff they put in showers or staircases
but they probably wouldn't be as elegant.
and come with a safety sticker...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:11, archived)
# And that's another good point
The mice and pumpkins changed back after midnight, but the shoes remaind glass?? What the FUCK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:10, archived)
# it's all lies! LIES!
I demand my childhood back.
although I'd probably waste it by playing pool and learning how to cheat the system all over again...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Nice to see the Pripyat ferris wheel again
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 6 Jul 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Not chipmunks.
/pedant asshat
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:00, archived)
# say wa?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 14:19, archived)