I still actually laugh out loud when I think about it, all us lot at the time were on the floor laughing,he was that pissed he couldn't figure out what was happening or how to solve his problem!
Throat floss!
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:44,
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Throat floss!
i can actually do that with cotton
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:47,
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Now that's just sick!take the plug off an iron, do it with the flex and put the plug back on and go to the pub.
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:52,
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that would involve touching an ironwhich i won't do
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:58,
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nahi've done it once with noodles, but that was an accident. i did a sniff/cough thing and next minute, noodle nostrils!
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05,
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i've also been known to sneeze ham Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:05,
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noit does freak people out when it happens at parties, though. buffet ham seems to be the worst culprit.
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:14,
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Do you ever get to the point where you put it back on the buffet
no, it's only little bitssomething to do with having a deviated septum, apparently.
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:23,
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i'd eat the quiche Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:29,
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i can't help it :( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:38,
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i love quicheand now i'm off home while the rain's stopped
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:47,
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If you could do it with razor-wire I'd be impressed...
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Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:53,
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i'd be bleeding Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
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