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# I did a doodle
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# close the curtains
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Take away his ladder or cut his legs off
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# When his powers are at their most formidable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Next door's cat has learned to escape from the upstairs window
and now jumps in mine if I leave it open.

Hanging coat-hangers from the window handle to get in the way of its jump onto the sill seems to put it off, at least for now.

You may be surprised to find out just how readily he actually can get down again when suitably encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# He fell off by accident the other night, straight into the flower bed
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 18:00, archived)
# hire a
sniper
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 19:03, archived)