It isn't really sex when somebody rams a handset through your sacrum.
Or perhaps it is, I'm not familiar with sacral smashing per se, I'd view it more as foreplay.
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Shlvng,
Fri 9 Aug 2013, 23:23,
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Oh MY gOD!!
he plugged the phone straight into her GODDAMNED SPINE!!
She should have known something was up when he asked for phone sex, despite being in the same room
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Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 10 Aug 2013, 0:19,
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