Not sure it quite meets the requirements for 'punctuation' though
although i see your reasoning.
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Just needs a Noun - adjective hyphen combo
Like in The Sun. Two words is all you need for a caption to any picture.
Celebrity - Nonce
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Or "Recipe - Nonce"
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
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Jammy savile
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