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[challenge entry] I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

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(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# I rather enjoyed this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Not sure it quite meets the requirements for 'punctuation' though
although i see your reasoning.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Just needs a Noun - adjective hyphen combo
Like in The Sun. Two words is all you need for a caption to any picture.

Celebrity - Nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Or "Recipe - Nonce"
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Jammy savile
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Has something been deleted?
I'm sure that there was something up there that is now not.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# there was... sherlock with that fucking cat!!!
couldn't stand the shame of jumping on a bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:10, archived)
# God yes. I hate bandwagons and all who participate in them!
*innocent whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# dolphinwhisperer had a picture a the cat on top of a building.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Um
Is this some B3ta lore I need to be familiar with? I got stepped within a week of being here then went to a hiding. I don't feel like another sojourn into the territory of sadness..

Unless it's on the Q&A, in which case...
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Unfortunate with the stepping.
It's generally considered to be poor form to delete threads. Someone could have posted the wisdom of the ancients in a reply, and it would be lost to humanity for all time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# What that nice Mr. Headwound said.
We've already lost three cures for cancer and a surefire scheme for making money from earwax and farts. That was going to be my first million.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 19:59, archived)
# deleting a thread is bad, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
# But
it was only me when I deleted it. And it deserved deleting because, on reflection, it didn't make sense in the grand scheme of things. Sherlock chose to jump. He wasn't pushed by the standing cat. The standing cat isn't even in Sherlock Holmes.
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:36, archived)
# you're trying to introduce sanity to the asylum, matey
good luck with that, you're gonna need it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Yeah, that worked so well for me, too.
b3ta.com/board/10995669
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:41, archived)
# It's a weird thing some people get shirty about
if you didn't delete loads of peoples witty replies don't worry about it, you've done nothing wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# It is Isn't it..
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Unless someone entertains themselves posting thirty threads and then deleting them
That tends to clear the board pretty quickly. The code's a bit too creaky to pull things back from the limbo that lies between /board and the archive
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
#
Check em
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# I remember that
Spastic meltdown day
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:26, archived)
# hehe
b3ta.com/board/9091731
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Ah but you're forgetting all the reply posts that existed in potentia which, through his callous deletion of the original thread, will now never get the opportunity to manifest.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Please indulge

(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# reposting cunt!*
*That is of course a joke and my attempt at witty banter ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
I had thought of that but thought it might have been misconstrued
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# I'm hoping he takes it as a joke ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Me or Standing Cat?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Standing cat of course ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# WTF Sherlock wasn't pushed, he chose to jump. And there was never a standing cat in the programme. This post makes no sense in the grand scheme of things.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:01, archived)
# you're trying to introduce sanity to the asylum, matey
good luck with that, you're gonna need it!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06, archived)
#
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:18, archived)
# Yeah, that worked so well for me, too.
www.b3ta.com/board/10995732
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:06, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10995739
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10995736
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Haha I remember that thread :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha you asshole
thankfully i've got headphones in
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:39, archived)
# The thing about deleteing a thread is....
nobody minded you deleting your orignal thread because there was nothing in it.

If you deleted this thread people might be anoyed,

but if you deleted it and people knew you did it to be ironic they may laugh.

but the risk is yours.....

I could delete this www.b3ta.com/board/10995683 and everyone would shout at me, but they'd be laughing while doing so, nothing so strange as b3ta!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:14, archived)
# don't speak for me, you cunt
i never laugh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)
# My finger is poised!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)
# Some people get anoyed by it....
my view is there is a delete button there for some reason, so you go for it if you want :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I picked a bad day to stop self harming
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:48, archived)