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(I helped save b3ta! loko, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)
# she's daydreaming about being in
vestal congress

VICTORY FOR SICKOS

A jury in Ocala, Florida has refused to convict a man on obscenity charges for wearing a T-shirt that depicted a nun masturbating, with a vile comment about Jesus on the flip side. No one will be shocked to learn that the decision was hailed by the ACLU and anti-Catholic bigots.

The front of Andrew Love’s T-shirt sported an image of a topless nun with her hands between her legs, painting a picture of ecstasy on her face; below the image was the inscription, "vestal masturbation." The back of the shirt read, "Jesus is a (slang for female genitalia)." The T-shirt that Love wore promotes an English "death metal band" called Cradle of Filth, mostly known for its songs that are filled with references to Satan and devil worshipping.

From www.catholicleague.org/catalyst/1998_catalyst/398catalyst.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)
# at least
mine's not topless!!
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)
# In my experience non-Christians get more annoyed by what Christians say
than Christians getting upset by t-shirts.
I read that as "obesity charges" first time around as well!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)
# you
anti-catholic bigot!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I'm getting t-shirts made
with FNORD IS A (slang for female genitalia)
on the back of them as we speak! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:52, archived)
# What
Fnord is a pussy (cat)?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)
# no he meant that literally
with the parentheses and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)
# More spam from B3tans
Having had one from Pop Art I've just checked my other account and got one called 100% herbal weightloss patch.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)
# I'm assuming the culprit wasn't Christian
So shouldn't it have been "Jesus was a (whatever)"?
(wilesy, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 22:01, archived)
# hell is
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(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)
# For you, perhaps, but for the rest of us it's
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(allergic to curry, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I think that warrants a one way
ticket to that nice and warm place down below.
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)
# oh well...
pop some clouds for me up there when the time has come.. will you ?
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)
# do you mean
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Yeah
Is that one by Mr Hieronymus Bosch?
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)
# last time i suggested that
i got a slap!
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
heheheheheheheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)