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# ... because the sun also rises (allegedly)
(worrying look there, Rolf ...)



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(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:02, archived)
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during my summer of pain I researched how people react differently to facial hair. Evidence supports the fact that when a chap sports a goatee beard, he is looked upon unfavourably. This may be because an upside down triangular shape is created over the face, which harbours all sorts of dark and nasty ... hairy thoughts. Strange, but true!
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Cool story, bro
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
# now do a Jimmy Savile gag, keep it fresh eh
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:07, archived)
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He is still laughing in hell you know. Not popular in Scarborough at all. Had a public viewing platform / bench erm erected opposite his flat/apartment here by the cliffs. It got ripped up and cast down the cliff. People here are very ... ermm ... touchy? about the subject of Savile.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:14, archived)
# NO WAY! REALLY? REALLY?
I mean it was hardly in the news at all

you must be the only person who even heard about that
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:19, archived)
# don't worry that the public viewing platform is broken
Jim'll fix it!

(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
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well it has a fucking fridge in it ... more more do you want, bumboy? A bar of gay soap for Christmas?
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Can you tell what it is yet?
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Sorry,
Did Rolf touch kids?
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Dunno
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 20:10, archived)
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Top Shop!
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:17, archived)
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could have made it 'sun arse' too but a little busy today. It's hard work being a benevolent dictator, I can tell you.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Fridgeridoo?

Incredibly quick and shit because I should be working
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
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no, Rolf, please, fridgeridont.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:28, archived)
# he loves to hold Smeg to his mouth
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:57, archived)
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Can you guess what it is, yet?

er ... sausages for tea?
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# srzly?
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
Rubbish troll is rubbish.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:14, archived)
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Wee Jimmy Krankie has never looked happier. Except when it's a bottle of whisky, I suppose.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:36, archived)
# Stan Rumney found the glass bottle in Holywell Bay near Newquay.
Inside the bottle was a poorly-written poem, which Stan admitted was "A bitter disappointment", and added "What's with the feather?"
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
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(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:45, archived)
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Mysterious message in a bottle makes Satan's day ... well, there you go, then!
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Deserves an award.
(, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)