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# *buys*
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:40, archived)
# buysexual?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:51, archived)
# That'd be you dream come true....
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:56, archived)
# oh...I sense a hint of jealousy there...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:01, archived)
# I thought I had a special bond...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Did the straps get loose again?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:06, archived)
# You forgot to double buckle them.......
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:12, archived)
# That's it...I'm getting you an Iron Maiden.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Yay, I hope that's the all new blow up Thatcher sex robot doll
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:21, archived)
# The truth is out there...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:26, archived)
# That is HOT! Let me borrow your nun outfit...for real.
Yes...the garters too.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:30, archived)
# The only thing that could improve it is if Smash Monkey were there with a watering can full of freshly boiled piss..
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Why are you so dumb?
Nobody wants boiled piss.
Only boiling piss will do.
See why nobody likes you?!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:38, archived)
# :-( I'm going to tell Pedro how you speak to me......
Dinner time laters.....
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Yes, go eat and think about boiling piss.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:48, archived)
# ^^
Boiled Piss -- seriously? PAHHH!!
That's like warmed-in-the-microwave crab rangoon
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:43, archived)
# :-( double sads here...
You and tomic can have each other :-(
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:45, archived)
# I don't want mofaha's bitch.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:28, archived)
# No.
(, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Yes,
I know.
(, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Nooo! Bring back Uncle Death!
In other news, Hitler's bodyguard died today.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:01, archived)
# killed by Hitler, sadtimes
that slow-acting poison is something special though
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I should do a new one. Until then:
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:12, archived)
# YAY!
All the Uncle Deaths you've come to know and love, in one spot. That's with my K-Tel voice.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 23:02, archived)
# akshally, tryb4ubuysexual
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:42, archived)
# free sample lolz
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:43, archived)