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(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Too "prawny".
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:49, archived)
# You can't prove that.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:28, archived)
# I don't need to.
May I refer you to the case "Jerry Springer vs Hankook Seafoods" of 1983?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:41, archived)
# Yeah, you show me those legal papers.
*waiting* :3
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:52, archived)
# May I refer you to the reefer?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:55, archived)
# Yes, you may. o/'
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:00, archived)
# Is it enticing?
I mean, what's the story?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:49, archived)
# You send me money, I send you bong water.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:59, archived)
# I hope this is more successful than your last venture, "Dong Water".
Let's not even mention "Mong Water".
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:23, archived)
# As if.
Those are mediocre inventions.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Nice bike!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:54, archived)
# o__o
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:28, archived)
# I'll bet that tastes salty.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:05, archived)
# XD/
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:13, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:22, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:29, archived)
# This one is marketed for festivals and camoing I think..
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:35, archived)
# -__-
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:38, archived)
# It was on Dragons den!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:47, archived)
# i don't care
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:53, archived)
# Think how much more accuratly you could recieve a golden shower. far less wastage
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:55, archived)
# I get right under there.
No need to be shy at that point.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Noms away!
Now that's what I call an eau de toilet toilette
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:07, archived)
# for whatever reason, reading that too hastily
I thought it was on Dungeons and Dragons that had been...severely disappointed
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:51, archived)
# ...wasn't there some TV show D&D with a group of female gamers playing...
not sure of the name of it, must be ancient
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:10, archived)
# too pricey!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:41, archived)
# 0_o
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:29, archived)
# *buys*
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:40, archived)
# buysexual?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:51, archived)
# That'd be you dream come true....
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:56, archived)
# oh...I sense a hint of jealousy there...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:01, archived)
# I thought I had a special bond...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Did the straps get loose again?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:06, archived)
# You forgot to double buckle them.......
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:12, archived)
# That's it...I'm getting you an Iron Maiden.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Yay, I hope that's the all new blow up Thatcher sex robot doll
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:21, archived)
# The truth is out there...
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:26, archived)
# That is HOT! Let me borrow your nun outfit...for real.
Yes...the garters too.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:30, archived)
# The only thing that could improve it is if Smash Monkey were there with a watering can full of freshly boiled piss..
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Why are you so dumb?
Nobody wants boiled piss.
Only boiling piss will do.
See why nobody likes you?!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:38, archived)
# :-( I'm going to tell Pedro how you speak to me......
Dinner time laters.....
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Yes, go eat and think about boiling piss.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:48, archived)
# ^^
Boiled Piss -- seriously? PAHHH!!
That's like warmed-in-the-microwave crab rangoon
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:43, archived)
# :-( double sads here...
You and tomic can have each other :-(
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:45, archived)
# I don't want mofaha's bitch.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:47, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Is that me?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:28, archived)
# No.
(, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Yes,
I know.
(, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Nooo! Bring back Uncle Death!
In other news, Hitler's bodyguard died today.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:01, archived)
# killed by Hitler, sadtimes
that slow-acting poison is something special though
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I should do a new one. Until then:
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:12, archived)
# YAY!
All the Uncle Deaths you've come to know and love, in one spot. That's with my K-Tel voice.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 23:02, archived)
# akshally, tryb4ubuysexual
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:42, archived)
# free sample lolz
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Arf!
*cough* whiskers
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:22, archived)
# ;)
(, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 8:46, archived)
# Debbie McGee: Breeding. Extra stately.
Henry Kelly: Pride and integrity. Manly.
Bonnie Langford: Tasty. Refined. Groovy.
Richard Whiteley: Commanding and a worldly.
Dickie Davies: Remarkable and finesse. So good.
Chris Quentin: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Fucking prawns.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:16, archived)
# My threads always end up with dead prawns.
I hope your all happy b3ta.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:35, archived)
#
threads nights out
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:38, archived)
# your all prawn
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:42, archived)
# What's the best before date?
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:03, archived)
# Fresh like a beach!
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:06, archived)
# I checked the shops but I can't find this
I bet the cool kids bought it all :(
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:07, archived)
# I bet the people at the gym are choking on it.
edit: -bet, +hope
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha 'click'
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:01, archived)
# ;D/
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Exported from Japan
as they clearly have too much of it.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Si', mucho.
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:14, archived)
# u killed the board

(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:33, archived)
# nowitzdeadforsure
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:38, archived)
#
There's a | missing from your 海
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Damn it!D:
edit: fixed. Thanks! o/
(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:33, archived)