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[challenge entry] A year has passed since I broke my nose...

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(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:21, archived)
# did it crunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:23, archived)
# More of a squishy sound....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:35, archived)
# broken noses crunch
and then you feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Yup, mine crunched, then it moved . .
. . and that's when the BLOOD came. LOTS of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:41, archived)
# mine crunched
then i kicked the shit out of my sister for breaking it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:44, archived)
# strangely, there was no blood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:50, archived)
# Had a deviated septum
repaired. You wouldn't believe how much wadding they can get up your nose. It's like a bloody magic trick when they take it out...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:57, archived)
# i've got that too
but i'll leave it as it is for now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:03, archived)
# If it doesn't cause problems
leave it as is, would be my recommendation. Two days of having a pillow up each nostril is not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, archived)
# i occasionally sneeze ham
but i can deal with that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:25, archived)
# haha
but no pictures thank you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:55, archived)
# no bloody fear!
it's not pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Mine was broke in 2 clean cracks
My friend Joe, got pushed right in to me as we queued for the tuck shop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:59, archived)
# ours was just the usual sibling fighting
we take it seriously ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:05, archived)
# greatest hit
sausage in a basket
(BRICKBAT, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:58, archived)