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# Baton.
I just wanted to buy a fucking french bread baton with fucking melted cheese on it.

That's all I wanted.

so what happens

Some fucking imbecile with his mother, his mother leaves.

between his mother being there and leaving, he remains there.

Feeling the bread.

STOP FEELING THE FUCKING BREAD.

DO YOU HAVE TO FEEL EACH ONE.

OH WAIT, WHAT, YOU JUST PENETRATED THE BREAD WITH YOUR THUMB.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF fuck?

I got a baton.

It didn't have cheese on it.

I was scared, man, scared

Please don't grope the batons people, it's just wrong. It might feel great, but it's just. fucking. wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:20, archived)
# your baton was soiled
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Write to Sainsbury's. They'll produce a new line called "Wrong-Bread" or something.
Like that brat did - something about a tiger in her bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1111oo1o1o1o1o1o1!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:35, archived)
# The cheek of some people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Fondling Perishables indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# THUMB MY BATON FOR GREAT JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Oh yeah, you like that.
You can take a whole crusty footlong.

Oh yeah... nice.

Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I WILL ANGRY SERIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:17, archived)
# seek yeast
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# press Q for nutrients
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# I like nutrients.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Behold the sustenance.
Tap Z for glory.

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:00, archived)
# YOU PHIND A FOCKIN CREECHURE
a) bugger
b) sugger
c) mug
d) plug
e) offer nutrient
f) fuck
g) obtain yeast

go quest

spotify:track:2nmArd4XkB3ewjnOEGbrEp (Speedway (Theme From "Fastlane") by The Prodigy)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:15, archived)