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# Image Challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is at the departure gates.

Your choices:

* One word challenge: Turtles

* Vladimir Putin Planet. Celebrate the great dictator. Think bears. Think naked, manly torsos. Great feats. Karate. Despotism. Gulags. Picture it all.

* Jeremy Paxman vs The Dinosaurs. Photoshop Jeremy Paxman. Versus the dinosaurs.

* Mobile phones in history. Show us how the presence of mobile phones would have altered great moments in history.

Votebag:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Mobile phones in history is a shit* idea
(*my)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Actually I've changed my mind I quite like it
Can I change my vote please?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:55, archived)
# I'm indifferent
and so have given my vote to your cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:57, archived)
# Thanks
But I still feel I should be able to retract my vote
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Oh gosh now I've made such a fuss
everyone's going to consciously vote against it
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:13, archived)
# If it's any consolation
I voted for soapy titwanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:32, archived)
# i cant wait to see chamberlin holding a mobile phone ect ect
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:06, archived)
# I like the third option, but I rather imagine Jeremy Paxman would be on the dinosaurs' side.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Turtles? Logo!
logo.twentygototen.org/

I realise this could mean half the entries being Logo scripts, all of which draw CDCs.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 19:59, archived)
# BEGONE, FOUL BANE OF MY RM NIMBUS SCHOOL DAYS
Also, first for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Winner! Stop the comp :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:12, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:15, archived)
#
RESET PENUP COLOR [255 0 255]
TO BALL PENDOWN MAKE "R 0 REPEAT 61 [ CIRCLE :R MAKE "R :R + 0.5 ] PENUP END
TO SHAFT PENDOWN MAKE "X 0 REPEAT 41 [ FORWARD 200 LEFT 180 FORWARD 200 RIGHT 90 FORWARD 1 RIGHT 90 ] PENUP END
TO PUBE FORWARD 20 PENDOWN FORWARD 40 PENUP RIGHT 180 FORWARD 60 END
TO PUBES LEFT 30 PUBE LEFT 150 PUBE LEFT 150 PUBE LEFT 210 END
RIGHT 180 FORWARD 100 RIGHT 90 FORWARD 30 BALL
RIGHT 180 FORWARD 60 BALL
LEFT 180 FORWARD 10 RIGHT 90 SHAFT
RIGHT 90 FORWARD 21 LEFT 90 FORWARD 220 BALL
LEFT 180 FORWARD 220 RIGHT 90 FORWARD 30 COLOR [0 0 0] PENWIDTH 5 PUBES RIGHT 180 FORWARD 60 PUBES
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:08, archived)
# RIS?
I just can't get rid of the feeling that there's a story to this picture, that I know nothing about. Curiosity compels me to RIS?
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:20, archived)
#
JJ request
fulfilled by amazon atomic
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:24, archived)
# Thank you.
My curiosity is satisfied.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:30, archived)
# I like Paxman Vs. Dinosaurs
I can imagine it getting tweeted about a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:02, archived)
# UNEXPECTED JOLLY SAUSAGE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:19, archived)
# My first non contextualised thought on seeing this image
Micheal Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# FASFDF!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:35, archived)
# BALBOA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# I like peas.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# fuck denied
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, archived)
# I don't understand. I've collected enough gold rings?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:48, archived)
# you have a punnet full of salamanders
go yeast
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:00, archived)
# yOU CAnNOT GO YEaST
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Makes for a change from buttprostitutes though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Baton.
I just wanted to buy a fucking french bread baton with fucking melted cheese on it.

That's all I wanted.

so what happens

Some fucking imbecile with his mother, his mother leaves.

between his mother being there and leaving, he remains there.

Feeling the bread.

STOP FEELING THE FUCKING BREAD.

DO YOU HAVE TO FEEL EACH ONE.

OH WAIT, WHAT, YOU JUST PENETRATED THE BREAD WITH YOUR THUMB.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF fuck?

I got a baton.

It didn't have cheese on it.

I was scared, man, scared

Please don't grope the batons people, it's just wrong. It might feel great, but it's just. fucking. wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:20, archived)
# your baton was soiled
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Write to Sainsbury's. They'll produce a new line called "Wrong-Bread" or something.
Like that brat did - something about a tiger in her bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO1111oo1o1o1o1o1o1!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:35, archived)
# The cheek of some people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:34, archived)
# Fondling Perishables indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:37, archived)
# THUMB MY BATON FOR GREAT JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Oh yeah, you like that.
You can take a whole crusty footlong.

Oh yeah... nice.

Oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:22, archived)
# I WILL ANGRY SERIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:17, archived)
# seek yeast
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# press Q for nutrients
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# I like nutrients.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Behold the sustenance.
Tap Z for glory.

(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:00, archived)
# YOU PHIND A FOCKIN CREECHURE
a) bugger
b) sugger
c) mug
d) plug
e) offer nutrient
f) fuck
g) obtain yeast

go quest

spotify:track:2nmArd4XkB3ewjnOEGbrEp (Speedway (Theme From "Fastlane") by The Prodigy)
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:15, archived)
# why can't i vote for fuck?
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 20:56, archived)
# wow after a week of shopping internet people still want to shop mobile phones, rotten choice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Next Week: Semaphore in Literature
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:15, archived)
# movie posters with ipads
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:17, archived)
# star wars characters with bluetooth headsets
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 21:38, archived)
# What's underneath famous hats?
Actually...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 6 Nov 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:23, archived)
# turtles better fucking win, candleboy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:41, archived)
# this fucking thing is broken
it says I already voted when I didnt!
(Vladimir Gluten, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 0:50, archived)
# You have a bonfire for Guy Fawlkes!
Congrats on the massive candles.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 2:44, archived)
# BURN YOU CRAZY BASTARD, BURN!

ALSO: Turtles
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 7 Nov 2013, 3:10, archived)
# 12 years is a long time.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 7 Nov 2013, 7:10, archived)