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[challenge entry] I lied...
Sat down with a beer, then this happened in my brain.

Dammit, will I never stop!

From the Nuns challenge. See all 654 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)
# say what you see

I'll admit it's a bit lame, but right now...dont care
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:20, archived)
# Erm...
Thunderbird sheep Paxman? Tracy lamb Jezza? Am I being stupid?
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Clue
Look at the filename for a clue
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)
# I like Jezzer P.
Newsnight is the only thing that`ll consistently send me to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)
# thunderbirds sheep jeremy paxman
do i win a fiver?
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Ohhh
It's a good guess, but wrong
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)
# could it be
-and I'm going out on a limb here -

fab - u - arse?

change the filename!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)
# YAY!
Well done...you may pick any MOWL from the top shelf...besdies cold not be paxmaned to change the filename
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:25, archived)
# That one!
*points excitedly*
*jumps up and down*

I want that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)
# gets MOWL
Here you go...he's called Penfold, like of Dangermouse
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# aw WOW
*cuddles Penfold*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:31, archived)
# I would
I bet she`s got great wrist motion
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Shall i book you a ticket?
The first class train to hell is now boarding, please get on board
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:22, archived)
# nothing wrong
with wanting to get "dirrty" with a clean bird :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Thing is though
techinaclly she's married...and you know who her husband is dont ya?
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)
# aye
but I reckon I could beat him in a fight - no special powers allowed though
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Now THAT I would like to see
In the red corner : Weighing in at (whatever)....REEEECKKKKLESSSS Rick
In the blue corner : The Lord almighty, the creator of the world and husband to the nun you just admited to fancying, GOD!
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)
# The chair!
Use the chair!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# I could belly bounce him
I don`t reckon god would be too heavy.

I`d just pull his beard really hard and then kick him in the knackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)
# A shame
A shame no powers can be used otheriwise he'd [censored due to the fact that the nasty images might scare the MOWLS]...with a banana....That would be hideous :-(
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Rik --vs-- God
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:42, archived)
# ehehehehe
that's worth a w/y...but not got one ready...(rudeBaby gone off to bed)
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)
# I wonder if that`s what god looks like
... cos the pic of me is pretty accurate!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# It could be...
You never know...and if the pics acurate...are your knees REALLY like that?
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:47, archived)
# yeah
I`m related to ex-Man United and Everton mid fielder Norman Whiteside
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)
# haaahahah
this is simply the best.
(rotating bread, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)
# That film
was better than the others...I didn't like the toher two but that wasn't too bad!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:22, archived)
# thats some strong beer you must be drinking.
thats a dreadful pun
but funny by the by.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Not so much the beer...
...it's the wine and spliffs that I had for lunch... .oO(Now if only I could sit down and not think about nuns for five minutes, I'd be a happy man...)
(I helped save b3ta! ClovenHoovedUngulate, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)
# The nuns!
They're taking over.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)
# hello
all these new names are very long and confusing.
What happened to ones like 'pep', 'rob' and 'cal' that were nice and easy to remember? ;)

Seriously, i really like these creative names, so much nicer than 'mark2003' or something :)
(sorry mark)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Am I ok?
I could change it...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)
# you're just peachy :)
it's because we've already taken all the good names ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 26 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)