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[challenge entry] Fear it!


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this is for all the B3tan that feared maths and French in school.
I need to explain because some people share mr Gove's intellect.

From the Make a monster challenge. See all 30 entries (closed)

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:03, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Added French
DOUBLE MONSTER!!!!
harharhar

Edit: "N'importe quoi" before some numskull says it.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:09, archived)
# I DUN SHITIN DE URINAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:16, archived)
# N'importe quoi
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 1:53, archived)
# YOU!
YOU! YOU! YOU!
Attracted to French like a teenager to porn.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:45, archived)
# Is it...
...THE FEAR OF ALL SUMS?
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Bring me the Algebra of Alfredo Garcia!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Calm down Mr. Garden
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Yeah that's well lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 1:20, archived)
# As a French math teacher,
I like this.
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 6:44, archived)
# bows
In deference.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Oh well done,
You've certainly made a lot of friends with this amusing little erm... thing.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33, archived)
# On the surface they hate me
But deep down, in their souls, in their little pulsating hearts, they hate me too.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:44, archived)
# Ou est la comedie?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43, archived)
# below the surface
Actually, in this case no, the curse does not reach 0.
Now do your happy dance.
DANCE I SAID!
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Quelque part en France...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)
# NIce
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:12, archived)
# This is a puerile arts community website, not somewhere to show off your stamp collection, train spotting numbers, maths solutions etc
not somewhere to show off your stamp collection train spotting numbers maths solutions etcWhat were you expecting from us?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:17, archived)
# A beat down?
I knew I was going to get a lot of,
err,
"Prison love"?

Edit: I don't mind the offence, it's all in good fun. Keep bashing me, it's my turn.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Okay, so you've dropped the soap, now do something funny with it...
so you've dropped the soap now do something funny with it...:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:37, archived)
# One of the bast parts of B3ta
is how we manage to transform even the most unfunny shit, into funny shit.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:40, archived)
# With bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:47, archived)
# ?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Oi, I did the only funny maths joke on b3ta ever, I'll have you know.
I did the only funny maths joke on b3ta ever I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Wow, quite some time ago, it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 11:56, archived)
# About x*Pi years?
Edit - during maths exam (tomorrow) iI'l give this to the prof - to amuse himself.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:03, archived)
# By all means, do.
Tell him you've been working on it since the paper was set and think you've nearly cracked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Is it:

Meat x Pastry
       √-1
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 12:14, archived)
# YOur denominator
Is dodgy...
Needs some i.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 14:19, archived)