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# Ok, seriously, was any popular 1970's celebrity not inappropriately touching everything in sight?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:53, archived)
# all-time touching
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:56, archived)
# even the captain was touching everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:56, archived)
# no wonder they've got that stuffed polar bear thing instead now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:05, archived)
# i'm still not sure if his voice is sexy or creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
# obv a good decade for touching things
I was around but missed most of the action......I'm sticking to this statement
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:08, archived)
# say what you like about Kim Jung Un but at least he only looks at things.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:10, archived)
# this is why they love him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:16, archived)
# You mean you've got sticky fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Ironically it the only one who wasn't seems to be Benny Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 19:02, archived)
# According to one of his long-time friends, he probably died a virgin
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 13:15, archived)
# If anyone from The Goodies or Monty Python gets accused, I'll be a bit annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 20:09, archived)
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If it was Bill Oddie I wouldn't be too surprised, though if it was Graeme or TBT, I think I may kill someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 22:39, archived)
# Tim Brooke-Taylor is 73, the age being touted by the press
as is Gorden Kaye.

Outside chance: Penelope Keith and David Jason, both only recently turned 74
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 7:38, archived)
# There's still time to place your bets
b3ta.com/board/11041210
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 5:12, archived)
#
Brian Cant?Derek Griffiths?If those two are next, I'm going to get my mind wiped!
(chuffster, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 10:47, archived)