clearly your office needs to employ some kind of Spoonherd
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:15,
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Or a weapons-grade magnet.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:18,
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oooh, that would be good. Sound an alarm and switch it on
Youtube gold
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:20,
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Humans eviscerated by flying metal, always good for a few thousand views
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:21,
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I'll just wait for the compilation video of this weeks Spoon Magnet Fails
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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HEY! Has anyone got a spare spoo *THONK*
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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how ironic - a fork to the forehead
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:28,
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Ambiguity is strong in this one...
Maybe... Maybe the spoons had already returned to their place of manufacture. You need to word things carefully with spoons.
Cunts.
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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:19,
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or maybe the spoons are faulty and have to go back to the place of manufacture to avoid death of all staff using them
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:20,
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High on a hill stood a lonely spoonherd
Ladle-oh-do ladle-oh-do ladle-hoo
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DogHorse plop,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:26,
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Then Jeeebus told them this parable: “Suppose one of you has a hundred spoons and loses one of them."
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 23 Apr 2014, 20:30,
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