
I never knew there was a racist version until a few years ago. always used to say 'Catch a fish and let it go'
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Fri 2 May 2014, 15:10,
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but then I wasn't a cub or a scout who had the n word version taught to them by Rudyard Kipling the racist cake maker
Eenie Meenie is "A Counting-Out Song", from Land and Sea Tales for Scouts and Guides 1935 Rudyard Kipling
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Fri 2 May 2014, 15:20,
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Eenie Meenie is "A Counting-Out Song", from Land and Sea Tales for Scouts and Guides 1935 Rudyard Kipling

I only went to cubs twice and was forcibly dragged there protesting all the way that I hatted it and didn't want to go
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Fri 2 May 2014, 15:26,
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I've told people before that I think If is a heap of shit, but I've only just realised that the line I based that opinion on was actually a biblical quote and not actually in If.
St Paul's letters are a heap of shit.
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Fri 2 May 2014, 15:37,
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St Paul's letters are a heap of shit.

for asking if the bible contained st. paul's letter to the editor
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Fri 2 May 2014, 15:38,
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not so keen on the evil kid killing people who look at him a bit funny stuff. then again, it'll piss off the christians.
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