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# 'Kiss it....

... apologise'
(I helped save b3ta! itchinbowow, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! itchinbowow, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:36, archived)
# He bought an E?
This story is just getting ridiculous now.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Naggers
I hate being nagged. I'll tidy my room when I get round to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:22, archived)
# Nuggers.
A person who smokes crack like no tomorrow. They are called nuggers because of always jonesing you for a nug. The word nug comes from the way a little chunk of crack looks like.
Nugger: hey man you got a nug?
Dealer: How much money you got?
Nugger: None, I just need a little nug. I promise I'll pay you back.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Is this "Call my bluff"?
If so, I'll go with Sandi's definition instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:44, archived)
# she was in 15 to 1 the other day
my mum looked at me and said "is she a lesbian?"
what, like the shoes didn't give it away?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Heheh
Words cannot be offensive if mumbled. Ask Muttley.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Or Kenny
(I helped save b3ta! itchinbowow, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:48, archived)
# and on that bombshell...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Some say I'm biggest racist.................................
................................................................... in the WORLD.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:14, archived)
# the stig only ever wears a white suit. coincidence? I THINK NOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:23, archived)
# They killed the black one for no reason I can remember....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:27, archived)
# the dastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Actually, he used to wear black
and then he was "killed" in an "accident." Methinks Clarkson had something to do with it
EDIT: Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:28, archived)
# *mops*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:33, archived)
# Fuck they look so young...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eiJkQzpzRc
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:34, archived)
# i'd forgotten how cute richard hammond was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:46, archived)
# He looks gay, and James May isn't fat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:50, archived)
# james may gives me the wronghorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:56, archived)
# *may give
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 2 May 2014, 17:07, archived)
# we can but hope
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Also I think you'd brake him
I'm off... :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:52, archived)
# you'd better bloody run!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:56, archived)
# The Stig Lives!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lkh0uWFg9c
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 3 May 2014, 8:49, archived)
# "Some say, he lived in a woodpile for the first 8 years of his life".
"Others say, you can catch him, but only by his toe".
"All we know is, he's called the ..."

"NOW WHAT?"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# It was rumoured he was going to rerecord this advert untill the scandal hit the press....
www.diggerland.com/explore/video.htm
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:31, archived)
# He's very sorry it might affect the 18 million a year he earns.....
I never knew there was a racist version until a few years ago. always used to say "Catch a fish and let it go"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:10, archived)
# we had knicker or sailor at school
but then I wasn't a cub or a scout who had the n word version taught to them by Rudyard Kipling the racist cake maker
Eenie Meenie is "A Counting-Out Song", from Land and Sea Tales for Scouts and Guides 1935 Rudyard Kipling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Ah! that makes some sense.....
I only went to cubs twice and was forcibly dragged there protesting all the way that I hatted it and didn't want to go
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:26, archived)
# A bowler or a nice fedora?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha.! Fuck ;-(
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:42, archived)
# I owe Rudyard Kipling an appology.
I've told people before that I think If is a heap of shit, but I've only just realised that the line I based that opinion on was actually a biblical quote and not actually in If.

St Paul's letters are a heap of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:37, archived)
# i got in trouble with a religious type the other day
for asking if the bible contained st. paul's letter to the editor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:38, archived)
# The orignall bible contained dragon stories...
www.cracked.com/article_18948_5-real-deleted-bible-scenes-in-which-jesus-kicks-some-ass.html
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:45, archived)
# loving the dragon stuff
not so keen on the evil kid killing people who look at him a bit funny stuff. then again, it'll piss off the christians.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
# When I was a kid there was ONLY the racist version.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 May 2014, 18:14, archived)
# I learnt the racist word version from Pulp Fiction
I believe Zed says it as he chooses to bum either Marsellus or Butch
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 2 May 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Now you mention it,
I think that was the first time I was aware of the existence of a racist version. It was always "Tigger" when I was young, and it never occurred to me to question it.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 2 May 2014, 21:17, archived)