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# Balaclava lost? Make sign!
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:28, archived)
# I am suspicious of the Chocolate Reward
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:32, archived)
# ^this
It sounds highly suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:27, archived)
# What goes in the slutty sailor,
stays in there for sloppy seconds.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Rule 1 of being on ships: bring barter.
Everybody brings cigs, so what are you going to trade for cigs? More cigs?

I bring gourmet chocolate and sardines.

Usually exchanged for washing my clothes, pots of real coffee from the chef etc.

I dare not imagine what Tabs would ask for.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Sounds like P&O Cruises have really gone downhill
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:11, archived)
# P&O
Just thinking of working for them gives me anxiety issues.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:34, archived)
# 5lb bar of Ex-Lax.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Actually
Not a such a bad idea...

Many a sailor lets himself down food wise when far away from nagging wifey with the inevitable consequences.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:31, archived)
# I'm not sure I'd want a hug from someone who considers himself smelly even by Parisian standards
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Horses
for courses.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:52, archived)
# Captain, once again he is stealing all time your asso
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:35, archived)
# My Asso
was on the line.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:34, archived)
# I like your drawing.
Your offers of chocolatey hugging not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:41, archived)