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# will do, give me five minutes to finish this delicious cup of Pact coffee
it really is the best coffee I've ever tasted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:47, archived)
# the flavours have so much depth
and the aroma makes me dream of Italian coffee houses.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:49, archived)
# It's liquid gold that rolls around your belly like a drunken cat.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:51, archived)
# I imagine it to taste like my toilet has broken
and I'm forced to shit directly into the down pipe while trying to keep my balance
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:55, archived)
# the perfect mental image to start the day :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 9:00, archived)
# just went on their twitter and it's just pics of smiling hipster cunts

makes me want to send my own finely ground blend to them through the post
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 9:06, archived)
# *gets Austin Powers flashback*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 9:13, archived)
# What - horribly overpriced, ripping off tourists and tiny servings?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:57, archived)
# Which is the best tasting coffee?
The world says: Nescafé, with #VALUE! total votes cast
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:51, archived)
# Okay, so putting a hash sign makes it a search.
And yet putting ampersand hash 35 semicolon instead makes it disappear completely when you hit 'post'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 8:53, archived)