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# which reminds me
Why do they always put black olives in a can when green olives get to stay in a jar?

/racial conspiracy theories
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:55, archived)
# if the sunlight hits black olives they go green
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
# Not true, both can be found in cans.
Mostly it is the green ones that are pickled are put in jars, as are the pickled black, brown, red, etc.
This is mainly because it is more expensive to line a can to resist the acids.

Also: aliens
The space lizards to be exact, they can't stand seeing the black ones on the shelf, they look just like their eggs.
They get all wobbly at the sight of it and forget to buy cream every time.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:52, archived)
# You have my vote in the next election.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
# You forgot magnets. Shitty fucking magnets.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:20, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
# They're all pink on the inside.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:30, archived)
# heh heh
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:59, archived)