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[challenge entry]

From the If fruit and veg ruled the world challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] i never did like these smoothies
altogether too smug
heres some evil veg from the vaults



(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:41, archived)
# Lovely stuff mate
Good to see. As is young dolph's effort above.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:47, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:10, archived)
# Had the carrot one as my phone screensaver for ages a few years back.....being a chef an' all.
Awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:07, archived)
# haha that's super
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:13, archived)
# The tables are turned, motherfuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:56, archived)
# Now that's cartooning!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:13, archived)
# This is great- I've never seen these before
(Hemipygous, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
# which reminds me
Why do they always put black olives in a can when green olives get to stay in a jar?

/racial conspiracy theories
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:55, archived)
# if the sunlight hits black olives they go green
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:56, archived)
# Not true, both can be found in cans.
Mostly it is the green ones that are pickled are put in jars, as are the pickled black, brown, red, etc.
This is mainly because it is more expensive to line a can to resist the acids.

Also: aliens
The space lizards to be exact, they can't stand seeing the black ones on the shelf, they look just like their eggs.
They get all wobbly at the sight of it and forget to buy cream every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:52, archived)
# You have my vote in the next election.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
# You forgot magnets. Shitty fucking magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:20, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
# They're all pink on the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:30, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:59, archived)