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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Better nailed than snailed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
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that's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:42, archived)
# well done
you've just offended millions of devout parsnips around the globe
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
# The father, the son and the holy roast
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)
# "devout"... yeah... how many of them turnip to church every Sunday?
Most carrot be bothered. Apart from Swedes, who attend at potato'clock on the dot.

By the way, did you hear about vegetables using autoerotic asphyxia in a theatre? It's an arty choke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)
# John 19:25
"Now there stood by the cross of Jesus his mother, and his mother's sister, Mary the wife of Pastinac"

then he shut up as it was nearly half seven and the footie was on.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:01, archived)
# radish on cheese toast? ...don't mind if I do!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
# haha
this reminds of of the 'smear tests for the over 60s explained' post
but i can't remember which sick-minded b3tan did it… 'twas genius
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Oh yes, just the memory of a memory of that and yet a little queasy.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 18:49, archived)
# oh plz no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
# isn't that the anti-christ?
looks like the root of all evil to me :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)