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# i like a good massage, but he was really pushing too hard
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:23, archived)
# ouch
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:23, archived)
# Very woo
But very, very ouch indeed
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:24, archived)
# thank you
it was complete bugger to do.

and that's not a good thing.

in this instance


:0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:26, archived)
# hehe
It makes me squirm anyway...massages are terribly uncofortable for me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:27, archived)
# Why
Is that?
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:29, archived)
# they
tickle
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:30, archived)
# I suspect
'Tickle' is not really the word when they are as hard as above
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:30, archived)
# probably not
but (in general) it doesn't matter how hard they are, it still tickles and makes me jump
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:32, archived)
# On the other hand
I've been told I give good massages...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:32, archived)
# Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:35, archived)
# I'm thinking about what my initial response to that post is
And have decided it is time to sleep

Night night everyone
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:40, archived)
# me
too
(JollyIsThePie, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:58, archived)
# I do know what you mean though
It took years of having massages before I learned to just relax.

Still not great at surrendering like that
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:33, archived)
# i'm fine except i don't like having my feet massaged
if i'm not in the mood.
i was in byron bay, and i went for a massage, i walked there bearfoot and didn't feel like having somone rub my already sore feet. the lady got all offended.

ooo i did a float tank too when i was there, they're cool.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:36, archived)
# one of those sensory deprivation tanks
like in the simpsons?
(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:38, archived)
# yup the very same
all good
though the cut on my foot stang like an absolute bastard (it's saturated salt water)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:40, archived)
# ouch
did you have weird visions? i want to try it, especially if it makes you see cool things
(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:44, archived)
# you tried one of those head massager things?
that's an experience you either love or hate
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:33, archived)
# no
I haven't
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:34, archived)
# The copper thing?
The orgasmatron, I think it's called
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:35, archived)
# aye it is what they are called
although it is a copmplete rip from a wooddy allen film called sleepers. the orgasmatron is a big box that you step in and it gives you an orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:37, archived)
# i love that film
&!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:38, archived)
# heh i think we are the only two who have ever seen it.
i also think it;s woody allens only good film.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:40, archived)
# i think you're right
basing all your films on your own life is okay so long as interesting things happen in your own life
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:48, archived)
# Gotta jump in to say
ARE YOU KIDDING!

Have you never seen Manhattan or Annie Hall..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:50, archived)
# orgasmatron is a brand name
but they all seem to be named similarly. yeah, they rock. mmm...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:38, archived)
# hah!
i too am incredibly ticklish. it was hard for me to sit still for my first tattoo because it tickled so much.
(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:32, archived)
# Glad to see
That the conversation has not strayed that far from older threads
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:28, archived)
# freind of mine gives massages like taht
(woo)^pic
(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:27, archived)
# wow
thats quite good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:30, archived)
# i think he's only pushing that hard
so you can't see if he's gay.
:0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 7:33, archived)
# Nice pic
I like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Urgh
That took me a while to spot, but nicely done! w/y/h/z
(Squidge, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)
# z?
I just wanted to reply to make it look cool in the spazz
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 1 May 2003, 6:11, archived)
# eeeww
eeewww - too much information, Homer stylee!
(funkylins, Mon 28 Apr 2003, 16:40, archived)