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[challenge entry] Quick one

From the Fake Fables challenge. See all 38 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:10, archived)
# David fisted with such force that it's lifted him off his feet
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
# it's the way he starts the day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Why can't he just have a cup of tea and three crywanks like a normal person
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:19, archived)
# At least it doesn't make him cranky like it does Norman Lamont.
RIS?

On his radio show, after the predictable outraged huffery, he played this.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 18:29, archived)
# "look at me Boris, I'm dressed like one of those scotch girls!"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Well I'm glad he's clothed!
but I'm intrigued to find out the gory details of how he lost his leg ;)
*buys*
Mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)
# You've spelled "Smug fucking tosser" incorrectly.
(csdaveuk, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] This seems to fit here
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
# FP this bastard!
(gijoel, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:55, archived)
# Thanks
But I don't do FPs these days.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 19 Sep 2014, 16:39, archived)