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# Dear b3ta, please can we have a gayshift tonight? Regards, Shlvng.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)
# I'm on the case!

and don't call me bastard
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
# sorry I called you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:08, archived)
# All is forgiven my dear Sammy!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)
# all is love

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:24, archived)
# MOVE CAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)
# oh people MOFAHA'S HERE, TIME TO GET FREAKY

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:01, archived)
# HELLO ALL YOU WONDERGUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:54, archived)
# OH FUCK the engines cannae take it cap'n

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:59, archived)
# FNNNNNNNNFFFFFF
anyone know where rattlehead went? this is his fuck
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:05, archived)
# Dunno, he hasn't posted since the allegations
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:28, archived)
# allegations?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:34, archived)
# I know right !?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:39, archived)
# They're like crocodiles.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:41, archived)
# Awesome and then some!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:55, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:02, archived)
#
???
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 3:22, archived)
# I likd this
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:10, archived)
# like a rat king...but with toads
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore)
grim photos in link beware
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:06, archived)
#
"The locusts have no king. Yet go they forth all of them by bands"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:21, archived)
#
Is Ruth Grubstein fucked by cockroaches?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:35, archived)
# *SPOILER ALERT*
Actually, I'm not going to say too much about the book in case anyone fancies reading it. But the answer is; no, not exactly...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:37, archived)
# ALSO: totally posting this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:53, archived)
# totally posted!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 3:28, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 3:49, archived)
# it happens to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 4:21, archived)
# they don't write 'em like that anymore
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 4:56, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:06, archived)
# This is the bit where Hitler goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:43, archived)
# Ja wohl, mein Führer
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:11, archived)
# This is the bit where I used cockweasle's hitler drawings to learn photoshop when I was doing some drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:19, archived)
# cockweasle's drawings fill me with insane joy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:43, archived)
# cockweasle's drawings fill me
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 4:53, archived)
# you are the scooped out head of dead tv 'personality' Jeremy Beadle AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 5:23, archived)
#
you will collect nothing
and get a kick on the backside
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 5:31, archived)
# Is that Michael Stipe off R.E.M?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:12, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:55, archived)
# YES!! Gayshift for everyone!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)
# I know right! YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:03, archived)
# are they related?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 3:20, archived)
# it puts the WD-40 in the basket
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 3:31, archived)
# flexy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 4:57, archived)
# Whoah! New TV series
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Chico and the Man-Bear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:25, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:56, archived)
# Is this srs?
Or is it TONGUE IN CHEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:19, archived)
# srs m8
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:24, archived)
# hello
photo memebowling.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:28, archived)
# cute
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:19, archived)
# Just one big happy family
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:43, archived)
# Boner Time!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:46, archived)
# what is the collective noun of freebase?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:56, archived)
# a FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:01, archived)
# of course!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:28, archived)
# YES!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:29, archived)
# IS THAT SUM GMOS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:42, archived)
# haha! fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:37, archived)