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[challenge entry] These bloody things.

From the Useless Machines challenge. See all 31 entries (closed)

(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:21, archived)
# They serve a very good purpose
They make soap dispenser manufacturers very wealthy by playing upon people's irrational fears of GERRRRRRMS (which get washed off seconds after touching even the dirtiest of dispensers).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:24, archived)
# but you have to turn the tap off....
and open the door and such...
I don't understand why this concept has actually happened!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:25, archived)
# Probably because
as stated above it makes them £££

And there's always someone (usually me) who just *has* to have the latest gadget. These things though, just cannot see the point.
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:35, archived)
# They just make me wonder how crap the manufacturer's anti-bacterial soap must be
if it can't get rid of germs from its own fucking pump.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:45, archived)
# have you 'shopped' this image?
No, no you have not!
Because it's impossible to make it more silly than it already is
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:25, archived)
# its full of spunk
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:27, archived)
# Bio luminesscent Hulk spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:33, archived)
# yes
*adjusts monitor* oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:42, archived)
# Maybe
it could be made sillier with a say a motorised hamster or a couple of CDCs?
(Outrun Is it the weekend yet?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:44, archived)
# Is this one of those anal lube dispensers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 22:50, archived)