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# Insert FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Awesom
I still dont actually 'get' the fucklift thing, but I like this.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Ignore the FUCK
It's just a forklift FUCKWAGON! That is all. Just forklifts.
Now I have to go into hiding for telling you this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:43, archived)
# *Could a MR FROGBEAT please report to your nearest Termination Centre*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:56, archived)
# "Just forklifts."?
"Just forklifts."?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:44, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:21, archived)
# You gotta FEEL the FUCKLIFT
Anyone here actually driven one?
New b3ta user hotaru says they got one www.b3ta.com/board/11111982
I so wanna drive one
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:33, archived)
# I have. 17 years ago I worked at Autopost in South Wimbledon
They sell Landrover spare parts. Great fun. Only now do I wish I was still there. Oh the possibility's!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:36, archived)
# You lucky FUCKLIFTER!!
I'm thinking of asking my local builders merchant that I use if they'll let me drive theirs, failing that perhaps I'll hire one for a day :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)
# I have experience of hurtling around a warehouse on a motorised pallet truck. Tremendous and dangerous fun.
EDIT: *MINDPISS!!*
Perhaps only those of us who have lived the dream really "get" Fucklifts?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:36, archived)
# Pfft for baby's!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Good japes :D
Ooops wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:45, archived)
# I have a forklift licence,
they are ace, and mine can go on the road ;)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:39, archived)
# OMG FUCKLIFT HEAVEN
I'm so jealous, driving a FUCKLIFT is on my FUCKET list right up next to Emily Maitlis's tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:44, archived)
# I've driven many FUCKLIFTS.
Nukes are heavy!
(pallet jacks too)
FUCKLIFTS RULE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:41, archived)
# This is making me depressed now :(
I'd never have wasted my life in advertising had I realised the pleasure of the FUCKLIFT
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:12, archived)
# They are incredibly dangerous things.
I crashed into garage doors 3 times.
Always make sure your garage doors are all the way up before moving anything. :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Danger LIFTS my FUCK
also Possessed Forklift of Death
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:40, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 17:28, archived)
# I had (basic) training to operate one
but they never let me drive one afterwards. So now I have to make do with electric pallet jacks and reach trucks, which, coincidentally, has in no way spurred me to bitterly create this.
(Cruising Capacity, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:10, archived)
# OFFLS I wish I'd never asked now
Everyones FUCKLIFTED except me :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:14, archived)
# I haven't either.
Don't worry about it, the FL thing will be over by the time I 'shop one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:25, archived)
# Used to work at Wickes while still in school. They had 2: one electric and one diesel powered
The diesel one was quite a bit faster.

I mostly enjoyed shoveling full pallets of bricks into the backs of customer's vans*. Just to see how low their suspension would go.


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:23, archived)
# WTFL?
Flounces runs off to cut finger
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:01, archived)
# NEVER FROGET
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:38, archived)
# XD THANKS XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:52, archived)
#
* eufemism
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:17, archived)
# i havent seen vibratyhead girl in for like ever
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:01, archived)
# There's little need for them with all these fucklifts
which is a shame, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:40, archived)