...Can you just define how one should "get a life"? Does it involve having no irl friends or acquaintances, spending hours of each day using the blend tool to copy paste someone's face onto a picture, then, because it's shit, using desaturate to cover the seams, then when that's posted on /board and two of your internet friends have lavished three words of faint praise upon it, do you go and do the same thing again and again, for years, without any apparent progress? If that is a life, then you're welcome to keep all the lives you can get your floppy little hands on.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:50,
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stop hoarding all the life, let me in on your secret
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:23,
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Sage advice.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:10,
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Look for fresh leaves with good aroma and colour, with no wilting or brown patches. Common sage has a deep, earthy flavour and aroma but you can also buy pineapple sage which, as you might expect, has a sweet pineapple scent (though the flavour is more like common sage); purple sage, which has a milder flavour; and the equally mild tricolour sage, which has a variagated leaf of pink, cream and green. Dried sage is also available.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:12,
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