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# bleh bleeeh. boring karloff, dullbeat frogwank, look at me ninj black and white tedium. let's make this forum rot jolly nice wankaround fucks. oooh sirrah nicely ningles. *fucking vomits*


(froglift, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:50, archived)
# alright cockweasle
(smimon 92, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:52, archived)
# Wonderful stuff, matey! :D *clickety-poos*
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 16 Dec 2014, 22:59, archived)
# it's like pissing on your own shoes as a protest against the urinals being flooded
draw us a picture fella instead of replicating the things you hate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:04, archived)
# WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?????!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:05, archived)
# thanks for being less butthurt and taking me off ignore matey
I sure do miss your fucking shite posts. Keep being the fat scabby cokehead attention-seeking validation-junkie hermit victim that you always are. Don't change for no-one mate. *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:26, archived)
# This place needs to grab itself by its fallopian tubes and pull itself up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Keyboard warriors unite!
Hahahahaha get a life!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:38, archived)
# zing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:41, archived)
# Ning zing Ninj zing bang bong
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:44, archived)
# haha, yeah.
(pasanonic_, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:45, archived)
# ...
Can you just define how one should "get a life"? Does it involve having no irl friends or acquaintances, spending hours of each day using the blend tool to copy paste someone's face onto a picture, then, because it's shit, using desaturate to cover the seams, then when that's posted on /board and two of your internet friends have lavished three words of faint praise upon it, do you go and do the same thing again and again, for years, without any apparent progress? If that is a life, then you're welcome to keep all the lives you can get your floppy little hands on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:50, archived)
# stop hoarding all the life, let me in on your secret
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:23, archived)
# You first, dreary drawers
(pasanonic_, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:43, archived)
# Sage advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:10, archived)
#
Look for fresh leaves with good aroma and colour, with no wilting or brown patches. Common sage has a deep, earthy flavour and aroma but you can also buy pineapple sage which, as you might expect, has a sweet pineapple scent (though the flavour is more like common sage); purple sage, which has a milder flavour; and the equally mild tricolour sage, which has a variagated leaf of pink, cream and green. Dried sage is also available.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:12, archived)
# hahahahah
I don't know who you are but god bless you
(pasanonic_, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 23:56, archived)
# I click on b3ta every week
in the vain hope that it will have recaptured even a fraction of the humour and spirit it had a few years back.

And this is not mythologising a nonexistent past, the "turkey coup" picture a couple of days ago was like a return to the old days. Someone had a funny idea, made a picture based on it, and posted it. Some other people thought it was funny, and said so.

Whereas at least 80% of the shit on here now is attention-grabbing needy witless fuckwits posting joke-free shit for their friends to wank their egos over.

If you want to defend the shitfest /board has become, on you go.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:25, archived)
# take a GIF add an edit, maybe a Jedi or a memememe, comedy gold loloololl
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:29, archived)
# ooobippybippyboopy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:48, archived)
# "Joke-free shit for their friends to wank their egos over", he whined oblivious to the irony.
Yeah, well maybe you have mongy, broon and so on ready to spunk over your face.

I, though, find this terrifically difficult to masturbate to.

Not to say I won't try.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:11, archived)
# I don't see what people expect to get out
of slagging off members whose work they don't like.

There were more people in the past, so more good work. I really don't think the percentage has changed that much, just the sheer amount and a few members who raised the bar considerably.

Yeah, I prefered it when it was faster and wish some specific members would come back, but I still enjoy it for what it is.

It really sounds like you'd probably get something closer to what you are after by following the b3ta members lists on Twitter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:28, archived)
# Twitter lol
(pasanonic_, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 8:41, archived)
# Twitter is great for moaning on.
You might even make a Twitter MOB if your moan goes viral!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:50, archived)
# well said
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 10:59, archived)
# lololololol
www.b3ta.com/search/board/everyone/best
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:29, archived)
# Well this is a bit depressing
I'm on page 497 and still nothing of mine! Borke
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
# that's because you're fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:44, archived)
# I realize this now
A little too late maybe o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:54, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:02, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/ugukhx5.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:07, archived)
# I'm shit at 'running the /board'.
It's out of control, man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Proper LOLZ! What have you done?
And why did I ever reply to 'that' freebase picture you did. You know, the one with him driving some mad shit
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:29, archived)
# Changed your WHOLE LIFE!
omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:44, archived)
# I want to go back :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 1:35, archived)
# hahaha, you edited a video, clicking this, shame froglift put me on ignore, the fucking humorless video editor
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:15, archived)
# no hold on its took me off ignore now, how zany
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:19, archived)
# lucky you, he's just unignored me for no apparent reason
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:20, archived)
# all the logging out and logging in must have been harshing the fuck out of his coke-buzz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:21, archived)
# snap, meh I'll just ignore him and atomic and pedro myself, circle jerk bellends
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:22, archived)
# Ha Ha...love yoo
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 0:27, archived)
# Jesus wept, looks like a few people have got their knickers poked 6" inside their colon
looks like a few people have got their knickers poked 6" inside their colonwhich is odd cause I thought that would have cheered a few of you's up really...

anyways I'm sorry some of you are sad perhaps the yaay lady will cheers you up. Perhaps not as it's as hackneyed as most of this site...

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 17 Dec 2014, 11:08, archived)