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if I could remember the bee joke I know

I'd put it in here.
but I can't.
It's very funny though, trust me.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:22, archived)

two blokes in a pub chatting away

turns out both keep bees

how many do you have?

I have 5,000 and 12 hives. how about you?

I have 35,000 and 1 hive

one hive?

yeah, fuck 'em

haha, it's the way I tell 'em

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:35, archived)

Oh. . Do bee-hive

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, archived)

that's how I coifure my pubes, it's a good look :D

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 17 Jan 2015, 0:31, archived)

Actual punchline

'fuck 'em, they're only bees'

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:59, archived)

ah yes...

that's better :D

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 17 Jan 2015, 0:32, archived)

Alternative ending;

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 15:25, archived)

*inspects closer*

sorry mate, I think that's aids

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 17 Jan 2015, 0:32, archived)

finch, chimps and mushy bees?

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, archived)

something about being stung for a jar of honey

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:06, archived)

Do the Wasps ...

... have a B team?

de-ris for forrins

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RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 18:47, archived)