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[challenge entry] this is my utility glove and he's happy to see you


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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:49, archived)
# needs more reflected nudity
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:53, archived)
# it really doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:53, archived)
# :(
Carpaltatstic then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:56, archived)
# i am all of teh limp-wristed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:01, archived)
# I could do some nerve conduction on you...
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:03, archived)
# you saucy flirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:07, archived)
# well, you know....
*wets electrodes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:14, archived)
# *rubs rods*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:18, archived)
# *milliamps*
Now lets see to them motor nerves
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:19, archived)
# *spasms*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:25, archived)
# *reinnervates*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:27, archived)
# your miniature radiator has confused me
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:07, archived)
# it's a radiator key
for bleeding radiators
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:14, archived)
# fucking bastard radiators
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:24, archived)
# cunts, the lot of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:25, archived)
# ok ok keep your hair on..................
jeebus
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:26, archived)
# That's creepy and wrong. Some might say it's Cwrreoenpģy
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:07, archived)
# only if they're welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:26, archived)
# I'm Welsh so I might say this.
unlikely tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:52, archived)
# i should think so, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:59, archived)
# So that's what a stingray looks like out of water
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:15, archived)
# STINGRAY!
STINGRAAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:19, archived)
# not nearly enough flapping and gasping for breath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:27, archived)
# We don't need to hear about your sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:06, archived)
# i do
so i don't fucking forget what it was like :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:15, archived)
# Swiss Army glove?
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:58, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
the thing for getting stones out of horses' hooves is on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:00, archived)
# And the plutonium rod?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:03, archived)
# what plutonium rod?
*looks shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:15, archived)
# *looks down*
Argh!
It's glowing
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:21, archived)
# stop rubbing it, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:43, archived)
# you first!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:53, archived)
# that's not me.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:56, archived)
# those aren't pillows!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 17:26, archived)
# get your head off them, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 17:31, archived)
# wtf is that tiny radiator?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:49, archived)
# radiator key
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:56, archived)
# The radiator is normal sized
Everything else is fricking huge...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 17:17, archived)
# i think she's kinda partial to mw
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:58, archived)
# she's a psycho
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 17:24, archived)
# mortal wombat?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 17:26, archived)
# i said psycho, not sado-masochist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 17:30, archived)
# Manrays Willy? Makes sense

"No more monkeys swinging on my knob"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 17:45, archived)
# :)
Wtf is it
(herman:D, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 18:38, archived)
# Wanking glove
OBVS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 18:44, archived)
# With padded wanking pliers attachment.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 18:55, archived)
# it's her weekend 'fun' kit.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 19:03, archived)