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# Candlegratumalations! \o/
...and commiserations also.

Don't be blue, have a wank. XD
/hastilythoughtupadvice
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:55, archived)
# You can't beat a misery wank
Probably not true but you think it will help at the time. :(
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:01, archived)
# Hey! These tears are lubricating the action!
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:10, archived)
# *despairs at this awful realisation* :(
*wanks*
*gets thrown off the 2105 to Bristol*
*despairs*
*wanks*
*spends a night in the cells*

"Penis-based terrorism"?? Thanks a lot, Cameron!
*shakes fist* *realises* ...*shakes fist WITHOUT penis inside*
(, Wed 13 May 2015, 21:16, archived)