
'Tonight, you have to give an award to the Shrimp Farmers of Suffolk. Tomorrow you have to be up at 4 to fly to Sweden to host a lunch for the Scandanavian bee keepers club. After that we need you in Scotland to open a new piles clinic.
Make sure you are on time, learn your lines, wear something pretty and don't you dare have a hair out of place. EVER.
You might have millions of pounds, but you want a Ferrari? Sorry no. You have to have a Triumph Acclaim, they are made in the UK, don't you see?
Fuck that, I'd rather go to prison than be a Royal. Much better life.
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Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:08,
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Make sure you are on time, learn your lines, wear something pretty and don't you dare have a hair out of place. EVER.
You might have millions of pounds, but you want a Ferrari? Sorry no. You have to have a Triumph Acclaim, they are made in the UK, don't you see?
Fuck that, I'd rather go to prison than be a Royal. Much better life.

but I think you are stuck with the title.
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Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:17,
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