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# I personally feel sorry for the poor cow, not animosity
'Tonight, you have to give an award to the Shrimp Farmers of Suffolk. Tomorrow you have to be up at 4 to fly to Sweden to host a lunch for the Scandanavian bee keepers club. After that we need you in Scotland to open a new piles clinic.
Make sure you are on time, learn your lines, wear something pretty and don't you dare have a hair out of place. EVER.
You might have millions of pounds, but you want a Ferrari? Sorry no. You have to have a Triumph Acclaim, they are made in the UK, don't you see?

Fuck that, I'd rather go to prison than be a Royal. Much better life.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:08, archived)
# Wonder if it's possible to renounce your royalness?
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:11, archived)
# You can renounce the throne
but I think you are stuck with the title.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:17, archived)
# Don't think the choices under 'Mr/Mrs/etc' on a B&Q application form include 'Prince'
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:19, archived)
# "Did I offend the little guy? Fuck it. His music is poison and he hits women."
quote of the year
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:21, archived)
# Web Sherrif
would see to that anyway.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:21, archived)
# It is.
I don't miss it.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:31, archived)
# As it was likely Mofaha the Ponce of Peral I can see why.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 3:21, archived)
# Hair out of place... pfft!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:12, archived)
# I'd make a shit Royal
Impressed you got the in-joke though!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:14, archived)
# \o DRESS LIKE HITLER!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:23, archived)
# SKIRT LIKE MAO!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:25, archived)
# FUCK LIKE A BEAST!
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 1:41, archived)