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# royal fart toap!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:45, archived)
# I'd much prefer a democratically-elected baby president.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:53, archived)
# or a dog that can do tricks on stage
but not one of these fake stunt dogs that they talk about in the papers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:56, archived)
# Not voting for that cute sausage dog until I know exactly where he stands on the whole immigration issue.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 22:58, archived)
# I heard Simon Cowl created it in a lab from the smarm of Ant, Deck AND Dermot O'learing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:01, archived)
# I would shop an image of Frank N Furter with Simon's head but I think the result would be too much too handle.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:07, archived)
# Next best thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:25, archived)
# Just done an actual lol at this:
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:32, archived)
# HI I'M RITCHIE COX AND I'M KEEPING IT MOTHERFUCKING REAL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:35, archived)
# Claire Murphy He probably just said it to get attention...pathetic! Every baby that is born into this world is a precious gift and each and everyone is beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:38, archived)
# Wasn't Ritchie Cox one of the baddies from Robocop
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:39, archived)
# All I know is, he's a terrible man.
Every baby that is born into this world is a precious gift and each and everyone is beautiful, except Ritchie Cox.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:39, archived)
# Ritchie Cox gon fuck Murphy's shit up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:39, archived)
# Wasn't Murphy one of the goodies from Robocop
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:41, archived)
# Yeah probably.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:43, archived)
# YOU'VE INSULTED ME AND YOU'VE INSULTED THIS COUNTRY WITH THAT BASTARD CREATION OF YOURS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:48, archived)
# AWWW SHIT IT'S KICKING OFF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:53, archived)
# Pot kettle kettle pot
www.facebook.com/ritchie.cox2/photos
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:39, archived)
# Yeah, how dare he have an opinion about one of the untouchables
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:43, archived)
# Harry Cox LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:21, archived)
# Others with a similar name: Ritchie Velasquez
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:30, archived)
#
Others named Ritchie Cox:
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 1:40, archived)
# uh oh. are you part of the online cyberhate group known as 'anonymous'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 16:23, archived)
# I would imagine Pricess Di is spoiled rotten by now...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 16:22, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 16:52, archived)
# Awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:07, archived)
# Honestly I could give two fucks if some inbreds who have to wander the country being waved at by UKIP supporters decide to breed.
They hold no power over me. We chopped off the head of the last cunt that tried, got bored with the religious nutter we got to replace him, so brought back another fop haired twat to dance for our entertainment.

They have as much right to the front pages as the any other overprivileged cunt, but at least these two cute little nippers didn't attempt to convince me to try Tidal.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:21, archived)
# You have a choice about what you buy.
The same doesn't apply to that part of your earnings which is syphoned to the monarchy.
Nice that you're willing to donate a couple of fucks though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:33, archived)
# Also parp
(No, you choose a username Eat like no one is watching. Or dance. Whatever., Sat 6 Jun 2015, 23:43, archived)
# The only man with an already-gnopped head. Looks weird if you un-gnop him:
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:24, archived)
# I personally feel sorry for the poor cow, not animosity
"Tonight, you have to give an award to the Shrimp Farmers of Suffolk. Tomorrow you have to be up at 4 to fly to Sweden to host a lunch for the Scandanavian bee keepers club. After that we need you in Scotland to open a new piles clinic.
Make sure you are on time, learn your lines, wear something pretty and don't you dare have a hair out of place. EVER.
You might have millions of pounds, but you want a Ferrari? Sorry no. You have to have a Triumph Acclaim, they are made in the UK, don't you see?

Fuck that, I'd rather go to prison than be a Royal. Much better life.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:08, archived)
# Wonder if it's possible to renounce your royalness?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:11, archived)
# You can renounce the throne
but I think you are stuck with the title.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:17, archived)
# Don't think the choices under 'Mr/Mrs/etc' on a B&Q application form include 'Prince'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:19, archived)
# "Did I offend the little guy? Fuck it. His music is poison and he hits women."
quote of the year
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:21, archived)
# Web Sherrif
would see to that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:21, archived)
# It is.
I don't miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:31, archived)
# As it was likely Mofaha the Ponce of Peral I can see why.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 3:21, archived)
# Hair out of place... pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:12, archived)
# I'd make a shit Royal
Impressed you got the in-joke though!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:14, archived)
# \o DRESS LIKE HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:23, archived)
# SKIRT LIKE MAO!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:25, archived)
# FUCK LIKE A BEAST!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRO4Dm6Dhss
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 0:38, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 1:41, archived)
# well, I didn't vote for you
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 7 Jun 2015, 15:46, archived)