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yeah how dare she be pregnant

and wear a thong.
wasn't that outlawed?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

Yeah

It's also legal to shoot a scotsman through the head with a bow and arrow in york, as long as he's within the city walls. Or something.

(yorkpete, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

really?

*runs away to buy a bow*

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

Apparently

The question is, if I confirmed it, got a good lawyer and stalked a scotsman, could I get away with it?!

(yorkpete, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

In Chester

We were allowed to shoot a Welshman
if he couldn't give a good account of
himself after sunset

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

yikes

another Chester peep!

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poshpaws, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

Does this mean

that someone will be organising a Chester b3ta bash?

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Horatio P Lemming, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)

Hello...

i'm still wandering 'your' town without apprehension.

/you're only smarting cos you know Chester is 'really' part of Wales

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)

i'm fairly sure that

while thats allowed under some ancient local bylaw, you'd still be breaking the laws of england.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

I thought

That was A Welshman in Chester?

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

This is

true and FACT! I live in Chester and apparently it is still (ancient) law. Although this does means my bloke is under threat from crossbow murder almost every night.
The scotspesonYork thing is rubbish as Scotland is nowhere near York!

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poshpaws, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)

I am also

A WELSHMAN living in Chester.
edit.bore da! but I live right on the walls so I only have to jump a few feet to evade said crossbowman.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)

Chester!

I'm down the road from you in scummy Wrexham!

(kebab, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

Ha HA

well at least your town has had money spent on it's modernisation instead of it harking back to the past...boring boring Chester.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

I heartily

agree with your sentiments. Although thank god there are a few decent bars in Chester now. Did you know Ryans has closed and is becoming a 2am bar?

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poshpaws, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)

decent bars

and Chester....in the same sentence? ;)

surely there should be talk of a North Western B3TA bash....now that we seem to be outnumbering the villagers.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

I'd come

to a north west B3TA bash

(kebab, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)

You live on the walls?

you must be made of ruddy money! I shall be telling the crossbow man of your whereabouts...

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poshpaws, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

I am

the only problem is I have lots of tears as people rip me to find the metallic strip just to see if i'm real.bastards!

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)

DER!

and now you know why!

(Missie Missie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)

welshman in the grounds of hereford cathedral

on a sunday

under the supervision of the local bishop(or vicar i can never remember which)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

Similar in Chester

apparently except: crossbow - welsh - and after midnight?? sorry new here is this what we do or am I going to get chastised for it?

(Matt Bellamy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

Please tell me you're related to David Bellamy.

Please please please!!!!!!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

Ok...

but only in my wildest dreams.....

(Matt Bellamy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

i thought

matt bellamy was the singer in Muse

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

think your right

Edit: If you can call it singing?

(Matt Bellamy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

but

its not you im guessing

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

Urmm

best saying nothing for risk of spamming accusations

(Matt Bellamy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)

Go to "city laws" at the bottom of the page

www.dumblaws.com/countries/countries.php?Country=England

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

well im off

to a tropical fish store in Liverpool...

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)

Outlawed by who?

The Butt Police?

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Dr Drink, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:57, archived)

more than half of women under 30

wear thongs on a day-to-day basis.
and so they should.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

*round of applause for half the women over 30*

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Dr Drink, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

unless they're mingers like jade

or have big fat asses.

nowt wrong with a big ass.

but i mean big fat asses, on women of about 30 stone, it's just plain wrong

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

you expect women over 30 stone

to have nice small botties?

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Dr Drink, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

i dont

like thongs.
much prefer proper pants with VPL

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

I agree.

It can't be much fun having a bit of string stuck up your bum all day, can it?

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)

I do

usually daily.

*edit: is slowly reaching 30
/runs to cry

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

It can be a source of

'feminininininine itching' I've heard.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

They just

say that so they can have a sly scratch "down there"

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)