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# I'm looking for volunteers so I can test this little baby
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:54, archived)
# Is it for a game?
*bends over*
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:56, archived)
# Only if you want it to be ;)
*powers up*
...
Ready? This may hurt a little bit...
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 11:57, archived)
# You can't spell "assault" without "ass"
Or "salt" for that matter.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:58, archived)
# *calls Gordon Freeman*
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:06, archived)
# "Hello?"
"Puromycin wants what? Tell him to fuck off!"
*click*
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:12, archived)
# If it's Gordon Freeman, it's more like
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"....."
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:59, archived)
# My favourite Gordon Freeman quote
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:38, archived)
# Do you feel lucky, steampunk?
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:11, archived)
# Verily!
Rogauerim ipsum quaestionem unam: ‘Nonne sentio felix ?’ Ita, quod opinaris, nocens.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:15, archived)
# It's those muslamic ray guns.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 12:53, archived)
# beautiful!
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 13:46, archived)
# It'll fuk your khrud right up

Love it!
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:06, archived)
# i don't know what that is, i only know i need one!
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:24, archived)
# It's a nuclear powered vibrator.
(, Thu 27 Aug 2015, 14:39, archived)
# nice
i have an unlimited source of Bakelite material i was thinking of doing something like this with it.
(, Fri 28 Aug 2015, 0:18, archived)