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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - AMAZING HATS

Hats are boring, they sit on your head and do nothing. Fix that, fill headwear with amazing technology,
improbable abilities and rabbit dispensing magic. Minus points for simply posting 'iHat'.

From the Amazing Hats challenge. See all 34 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] iHat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 10:56, archived)
# Fiat 500 Lowrider.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 25 Sep 2015, 2:03, archived)
# awesome
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 25 Sep 2015, 9:31, archived)
# Dee Jay Donnie D'rapper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 11:26, archived)
# *tips fedora*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:44, archived)
#
goodmenproject.com/featured-content/brand-thats-not-a-fedora-and-stop-wearing-it/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:06, archived)
# Actually, I was referring to my latest donation to the Fedora Project
The only hat that I'd ever wear is a propeller hat. I always look so blithe as I romp around the town in my paedo propeller hat... I mean, not-paedo propeller hat...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Interesting fact about the propeller hat
If you attach a powerful-enough motor, the vibration from the hat will give you a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:15, archived)
# And before the invention of the chin strap in 1704
The most common way of losing your propeller hat was to have it stolen by a Scouser.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
# Before the invention of nails to nail everything down, that was the most common way of losing *anything*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:27, archived)
# Wouldn't you need a hammer to nail things down?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:28, archived)
# Hammers were invented first, such is human nature and the human desire to violently open walnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:33, archived)
# Violently opening walnuts is so cruel and should be banned
I just like to tickle them and sing Barry Manilow ballads; they'll open up in due course
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:38, archived)