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[challenge entry] Just getting it out of my head.

From the Rock Dwarves and Pop Giants challenge. See all 59 entries (closed)

(, Mon 16 Nov 2015, 23:27, archived)
# "the nik nak man", as I like to call him
(, Mon 16 Nov 2015, 23:29, archived)
# I'd like to slow roast Agnetha Fältskog on a low heat for four hours, if you know what I mean?
(, Mon 16 Nov 2015, 23:32, archived)
# have a go
(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 0:04, archived)
# We have a new record time!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 19:27, archived)
# Do you mean
you'd like to take a long time calmly telling her off for the racism in her song Golliwog?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 0:11, archived)
# No, I mean I'd like to see if her juices run clear with my prong.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 19:27, archived)
# You enjoy the taste of cooked human flesh?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 0:18, archived)
# Only with a nice Chianti.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 19:29, archived)
# Mmmm
Green NikNaks.
(, Mon 16 Nov 2015, 23:43, archived)
# Saw the Cerne Abbas giant this summer, from a recommended viewpoint/carpark
It's the most unimpressive giant phallus I've ever seen.

Wait, let me rephrase that.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 0:17, archived)
# :D

(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 7:28, archived)
# Thought it may have bindun.
Woo!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 10:19, archived)
# Goatse-ribs.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2015, 19:30, archived)