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# OOF! Hull--->
In other news, has anyone informed the French sharpshooters that their vehicles have the steering wheel on the wrong side?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:11, archived)
# I'm more puzzled as to why there's part of a hi-fi driving
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:15, archived)
# These are not the droids you are looking for...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:01, archived)
# GNK riding shotgun, well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:06, archived)
# A GNK was also spotted on the Grassy Knoll
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:11, archived)
# "Okay, let's get this thing back to bass"
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:06, archived)
# The guy was moving about the cabin + cops not always 90° in front = angled shot
And before that the thing was swerving all over the place, hard to hit with a 9mm handgun at a distance.

Shooting is harder than in the movies, with my paintball gun, I miss the cats taking dumps in my garden and they are static, squatting, shitting and 10m away.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:51, archived)
# Get a flamethrower?
Best one I learnt for cats is a small bag full of water. Think sandwich bag \ freezer bag. Close hits then count.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:24, archived)
# Ok for the water,
but I don't understand how it could go exothermic.
I can't leave metalic sodium lying around.

Wouldn't peroxide be simpler?
The cat being the catalyst in the resulting reaction.

H2O2+Cat = 02+H2O+Heat+Carbon compounds = H2O+Burning cat+heat etc?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:32, archived)
# It was an either\or suggestion
but I like where you are going with this.

Do be careful of chain reactions when the flaming cat leaps into the neighbour's garden...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:30, archived)
# It's her cat
I'd throw a couple of petrol filled water balloons in after the cat.
As a compassionate measure.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:40, archived)
# The road is named "Promenade des Anglais"
(litt : Walkway of the English )
They were expecting English drivers :o
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:06, archived)