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# Am I doing it right ?
Too soon ?


/Back to lurking
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 11:11, archived)
# OOF! Hull--->
In other news, has anyone informed the French sharpshooters that their vehicles have the steering wheel on the wrong side?
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:11, archived)
# I'm more puzzled as to why there's part of a hi-fi driving
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:15, archived)
# These are not the droids you are looking for...
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:01, archived)
# GNK riding shotgun, well spotted
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:06, archived)
# A GNK was also spotted on the Grassy Knoll
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:11, archived)
# "Okay, let's get this thing back to bass"
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:06, archived)
# The guy was moving about the cabin + cops not always 90° in front = angled shot
And before that the thing was swerving all over the place, hard to hit with a 9mm handgun at a distance.

Shooting is harder than in the movies, with my paintball gun, I miss the cats taking dumps in my garden and they are static, squatting, shitting and 10m away.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:51, archived)
# Get a flamethrower?
Best one I learnt for cats is a small bag full of water. Think sandwich bag \ freezer bag. Close hits then count.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:24, archived)
# Ok for the water,
but I don't understand how it could go exothermic.
I can't leave metalic sodium lying around.

Wouldn't peroxide be simpler?
The cat being the catalyst in the resulting reaction.

H2O2+Cat = 02+H2O+Heat+Carbon compounds = H2O+Burning cat+heat etc?
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:32, archived)
# It was an either\or suggestion
but I like where you are going with this.

Do be careful of chain reactions when the flaming cat leaps into the neighbour's garden...
(, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:30, archived)
# It's her cat
I'd throw a couple of petrol filled water balloons in after the cat.
As a compassionate measure.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:40, archived)
# The road is named "Promenade des Anglais"
(litt : Walkway of the English )
They were expecting English drivers :o
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:06, archived)
# ohhhh fuck
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:10, archived)
# I know technically no subject is taboo on B3ta
But this is maybe a little too soon when children were among the dead

EDIT:Fuck me a surprising number of users names I've never seen before have appeared to disagree with me
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:44, archived)
# Everyone has their line, this might be yours
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:58, archived)
#
disagree. and the kids argument is not a massive one. soz
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:50, archived)
# I'd have to agree
Call me a sensitive old fuddyduddy if you must, must this is a bit too over the line for me.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:26, archived)
# I'm from Nice, born in the Hospital St Roch during the fucking carnival.
Anything to mock these beardy kiddy assassins gets my stamp of approval.

Get on with it.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:53, archived)
# I work with children
and they can't take humout THAT dark
Neither can my colleagues...
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:09, archived)
# Never too soon on B3ta
This is a British satirical humour site. We laughed at Hitler. We laugh at fear as a way of showing that we can knock back attacks like this.

I am half expecting to see a terrorist one day with a "Kick Me" post-it note on his back.
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:30, archived)
# ah, I remember the Hitler image challenge from '39
dem were the days
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:13, archived)
# Exactly...
The Great Dictator [1940]
(, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:40, archived)
# Someone can't take the humout
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:39, archived)
# Agreed
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:11, archived)
# I think we have all wiped our hands on a beloved family pet
when there were no tissues available
(, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:25, archived)
# Fuck off.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 0:00, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:09, archived)