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# Am I doing it right ?
Too soon ?


/Back to lurking
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 11:11, archived)
# OOF! Hull--->
In other news, has anyone informed the French sharpshooters that their vehicles have the steering wheel on the wrong side?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:11, archived)
# I'm more puzzled as to why there's part of a hi-fi driving
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 12:15, archived)
# These are not the droids you are looking for...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:01, archived)
# GNK riding shotgun, well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 13:06, archived)
# A GNK was also spotted on the Grassy Knoll
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:11, archived)
# "Okay, let's get this thing back to bass"
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:06, archived)
# The guy was moving about the cabin + cops not always 90° in front = angled shot
And before that the thing was swerving all over the place, hard to hit with a 9mm handgun at a distance.

Shooting is harder than in the movies, with my paintball gun, I miss the cats taking dumps in my garden and they are static, squatting, shitting and 10m away.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:51, archived)
# Get a flamethrower?
Best one I learnt for cats is a small bag full of water. Think sandwich bag \ freezer bag. Close hits then count.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:24, archived)
# Ok for the water,
but I don't understand how it could go exothermic.
I can't leave metalic sodium lying around.

Wouldn't peroxide be simpler?
The cat being the catalyst in the resulting reaction.

H2O2+Cat = 02+H2O+Heat+Carbon compounds = H2O+Burning cat+heat etc?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:32, archived)
# It was an either\or suggestion
but I like where you are going with this.

Do be careful of chain reactions when the flaming cat leaps into the neighbour's garden...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 13:30, archived)
# It's her cat
I'd throw a couple of petrol filled water balloons in after the cat.
As a compassionate measure.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jul 2016, 20:40, archived)
# The road is named "Promenade des Anglais"
(litt : Walkway of the English )
They were expecting English drivers :o
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:06, archived)
# ohhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:10, archived)
# I know technically no subject is taboo on B3ta
But this is maybe a little too soon when children were among the dead

EDIT:Fuck me a surprising number of users names I've never seen before have appeared to disagree with me
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 14:44, archived)
# Everyone has their line, this might be yours
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 15:58, archived)
#
disagree. and the kids argument is not a massive one. soz
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 17 Jul 2016, 16:50, archived)
# I'd have to agree
Call me a sensitive old fuddyduddy if you must, must this is a bit too over the line for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:26, archived)
# I'm from Nice, born in the Hospital St Roch during the fucking carnival.
Anything to mock these beardy kiddy assassins gets my stamp of approval.

Get on with it.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 19:53, archived)
# I work with children
and they can't take humout THAT dark
Neither can my colleagues...
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:09, archived)
# Never too soon on B3ta
This is a British satirical humour site. We laughed at Hitler. We laugh at fear as a way of showing that we can knock back attacks like this.

I am half expecting to see a terrorist one day with a "Kick Me" post-it note on his back.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:30, archived)
# ah, I remember the Hitler image challenge from '39
dem were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 21:13, archived)
# Exactly...
The Great Dictator [1940]
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 14:40, archived)
# Someone can't take the humout
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 20:39, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:11, archived)
# I think we have all wiped our hands on a beloved family pet
when there were no tissues available
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Jul 2016, 22:25, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 0:00, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Jul 2016, 9:09, archived)